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In a jaw-dropping interview today, tech mogul Elon Musk finally admitted what many have long suspected: he's not of this world. The SpaceX CEO confessed that he's actually an
alien from Mars, here on Earth to revolutionize human technology and ultimately bring us to his home planet.
But that's not all. Musk also dropped another bombshell: his youngest child, X Æ A-12, was conceived through surrogacy with a Martian woman, making the infant a hybrid human-alien. This unprecedented revelation has sent shockwaves across the globe, sparking intense debate and speculation.
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Father Musk is pictured (left) with a young Baby 'X'
Artist Mother Grimes is pictured holding Baby 'X' (right)
Young X in an age-advanced photo is featured (up and center)
While some question the validity of Musk's claims, others believe this explains his extraordinary vision and drive. His groundbreaking ventures, from
electric cars to reusable rockets, could be seen as a desperate attempt to reconnect with his Martian roots.
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Now, Musk is calling on humanity to help him return home. He's launched a crowdfunding campaign, urging people to donate whatever they can to fund his ambitious Mars colonization project. Musk promises that those who contribute will be among the first to embark on this historic journey and witness the birth of a new interplanetary civilization.
Don't miss this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! Help Elon Musk go back to Mars and secure your place in the future of humankind. Donate now and be a part of history.
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